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GhostBeef

by GhostBeef

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bobnoxious23
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bobnoxious23 If The Sword decided to make a Zappaesque concept album about Arbys, it would probably sound like this. Some killer riffs, great hooks, and lyrics that walk the line between humorous and just plain odd. Favorite track: Meatcraft.
2Funk2Druck
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2Funk2Druck I got this album for free and liked it on a first pass. But I really haven't been able to put it down since then... think I'll order it on vinyl soon. It's already heavily influenced the lore of my Pathfinder campaign. Favorite track: The Curling Fields.
JoopKonraad
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JoopKonraad Hardrock, seventies flavored, psych, stoner and some metal.. Ace vocals and featuring a strange concept about a fast-food center... It's weird and we love it!

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    Our beef wizard sets off in search of the one who was promised, his curly staff by his side and with a song in his otherwise vacant heart.

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1.
THE CURLING FIELDS Oh Death, Hear my appeal Take me from these curling fields Born to a bitter man A victim of his fate A broken destiny Was written on his face You will toil Work the soil All your years Son you see You’ll never leave These curling fields On empty stomachs No breakfast to consume The workers shuffle Through the never-ending gloom Wicked hoes to carve the rows To please the mighty mitts Dragging off the bounty to The endless frying pits Bloody soil, scalding oil Mixed with tears Life goes by, I lift my cry To deaf ears Oh Death, Hear my appeal Take me from these curling fields Oh Death Hear my appeal Take me from these curling fields Five generations lost Five more yet to come Disenfranchised Crushed under his thumb On mighty steeds he oversees A wasted land My body’s broken I’ve got nothing left to weep Trudge past the pastures Where my ancestors now sleep My severed fingers My twisted back Laid upon the altar Of his all-consuming Hat Lifetime gone Pain drags on Through the years But there will come the one Who frees us from our bonds And rings the bell A orphan born of hate Will seal the masters’ fate The stories tell In smoking peaks He’ll find your weakness And the refuge of your soul And He’ll release us To the sweetness of that Never-ending toll When death Heeds our appeal And breaks you on these curling fields
2.
THE LEGEND OF JOHN ARBY Thought he brought salvation When he overran the state Pushing civilization Filling every plate His bold creations All the children ate No satiation Just stomachs full of hate He forged a nation Unified the herds Through our privations We were ever spurred We faced starvation Udders giving curds In our desperation Our pleas went unheard So now we struggle day and night To fill the bloody arbattoirs Glowing signs adorn the sky To praise his name beneath the stars And with his hat pulled low He came to reap what we had sown With enraptured lows We place the meat before his throne Now for generations He has ruled the west Breeds the population Serves us to his guests His corporation Feeds upon our flesh No salvation We never get to rest John Arby was a slave-driving man
3.
FATTED CALVES In a grim Montana way out west With a sky as big as doom The little ones escape their wretched womb They shuffle towards a setting sun in Their hunger in their eyes Craving frozen milk and salted fries They sniff the air with practiced care And drag their tired feet Searching for a place that has the meat The beacon sits upon the hill Ten gallons cold and steel They cross the gate to take their joyous meal But inside their hope he died No children haunt this place No little toys for girls and boys We scream it in your face We are not for you You fatted calves No paper crowns no clowns No laughs No tiny straws for tiny mouths No orphans welcome in our house You fatted calves are banished to the south Hunger drove the fatted calves A bitter master’s lash Curling towards a distant mountain pass They’re sure that their salvation’s in The valley held beneath They’re dripping at the scent of roasting beef But at the border, who awaits A pair of burning steeds The fatted calves are driven to their knees Please oh please, you mighty steeds Look down on us with favor Lick our tears and taste the salty flavor But the mountains mist carries the taint Of their generation's choice The pumping horses stamp their feet And raise their fleshy voice We are not for you You fatted calves No paper crowns no clowns No laughs No tiny straws for tiny mouths No orphans welcome in our house You fatted calves are banished to the south The smoking pits gray their flesh And the butchers hoist their knives The fatted calves bow their heads And offer up their lives
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Get in Line 04:20
GET IN LINE You work your way through the morning The hunger deep in your bones You bend your back to your labor In a crowd of the drones You see the smoke in the distance The ashes thick on the ground The butcher slicing the livestock It’s piling up by the pound You try to shake off the cravings You slowly shuffle your feet But you’re never escaping You’re gonna bow to the meat Your soul is lost in the land of the sauce you got the grease stains grey on your skin But we know what you’re craving give up and come on in No use resisting, it’s all steamy and hot I can see that you’re shaking, come and get what we got Can’t fight any longer, it’ll be just fine We’re inside and waiting Abandon all hope and get in line Now you’re getting beef sweats Feel it dampen your clothes Your heart is racing and pounding The scent is filling your nose You start to open your package A sloppy pile of flesh The hunger’s starting to ravage It’s so juicy and fresh Shove it all in your meathole Feel it slide on your tongue Your eyes roll in their sockets Ecstasy has begun Well it’s the march of the meat slaves We’ve got you under control We thinly slice your self respect And pile it up on a roll You had one already Why not stop in for five Take a seat all the meat you can eat Is hot and ready inside Come and gorge on the bounty It’s an orgy of bliss Genuflect at the altar Abandon all hope and get in line
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LORD OF THE BEEFLANDS I crushed our enemies I shot their king in the back Golden arches crumble ‘Neath the brim of my hat Animals meant for the slaughter Who will feed the beast? Our customers still crave flavor And guess who’s got the meats? Lord of the beeflands I’m always watching, you’re never alone Lord of the beeflands Prostrate yourself before the curly throne I control the border I pushed the colonel aside Anything I see I take To feed a family of five What new creation can I conceive of? No flesh is ever dismissed Who but me can serve these masses, And rule them with a meaty fist? Lord of the beeflands Avert your gazes, keep your heads low Lord of the beeflands The horsey elders have proclaimed it so Lord of the beeflands Inside this mountain, I pull every string Lord of the beeflands I keep on waiting but the bell never rings
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Meatcraft 03:49
MEATCRAFT The sun sits low in the crook of the mountain A heart pumps blood for the vultures to feed A weathered face looks up to the oldest gods he knows And sets his chest unto the trees The forest groans as he approaches He comes to take the timber down To conjure fire, smoke, and ash Bring his quarry to the town Meatcraft - the ancient ways, Meatcraft - the knife obeys Tonight we swath the blood above our door Meatcraft - the tools of flame, meatcraft - a butcher’s fame Tonight we eat the spoils of our war The sharpest blade waits for the master The roasting pit a spark in his eye Starts at sunrise, works through the night The salted flesh he piles high He browns his charge to sweet perfection Licks his lips, stands to admire Greasy fingers, blackened face His meat will stand the test of time Taste the blood and sweat brought about your meal Savor flesh and bone - the moment of the kill You will die my son but today is not the day With steely eyes the hunter sets upon his prey Meatcraft tonight we feast, meatcraft and slay the beast, meatcraft a sharpened blade, meatcraft, an honored trade
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SMOKE MOUNTAIN I was born alone I toil day and night But the ancients tell I’ll ring the bell And end this hell So I’ll take up the fight To break the chains of men To free the cows again Keepers of the beef Keepers of the beef Love the beef Now I’ve seen the truth This man they call a lord Rapes the land With his two hands And red hot brands So I take up the sword To take the tyrant down To break the curly crown And I’m leaving here On a journey ‘cross the land To a distant mountaintop Gonna prove this god’s a man And I’m leaving home Cause there’s nothing here for me In the mountain’s heart I’ll fulfill my destiny And I’m leaving town (and he’s leaving town) On a journey to the west On that distant mountaintop Put the stories to the test As I climb that peak Tired, broken, sore, and bruised As I near the end The winds of change are blowing through Now I find myself About to touch that hidden soul He can feel the end Knows his death lies in that toll Gonna find that bell Gonna bring him to his knees Gonna strike that bell Let the ringing set me free In the smoke in the fire lies the meat of our desire In the belly of the beast lives the savor that we seek In the ash and the flame will you call us by our name And our souls yours to keep, give us, lord our daily beef

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A heavy metal concept album about Arby's. It rocks. You really shouldn't deprive yourself of this.

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released October 25, 2022

Recorded at Louder Studios, El Studio in San Francisco and at Surprise Rock HQ Worldwide
Mixed and Mastered by Tim Green at Louder Studios, Grass Valley CA

Produced by GhostBeef
Released by The Chop Unlimited
Jacket design by diacinco
All songs published by Infinite Turbo (ASCAP) © 2022

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