Lord of the Beeflands

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    Our beef wizard sets off in search of the one who was promised, his curly staff by his side and with a song in his otherwise vacant heart.

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Who commands in this ruined landscape? How did this man-become-god vanquish all competitors to reign supreme over the newly-made world? Few remember, but all must bow…

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LORD OF THE BEEFLANDS

I crushed our enemies
I shot their king in the back
Golden arches crumble
‘Neath the brim of my hat

Animals meant for the slaughter
Who will feed the beast?
Our customers still crave flavor
And guess who’s got the meats?

Lord of the beeflands
I’m always watching, you’re never alone
Lord of the beeflands
Prostrate yourself before the curly throne

I control the border
I pushed the colonel aside
Anything I see I take
To feed a family of five

What new creation can I conceive of?
No flesh is ever dismissed
Who but me can serve these masses,
And rule them with a meaty fist?

Lord of the beeflands
Avert your gazes, keep your heads low
Lord of the beeflands
The horsey elders have proclaimed it so

Lord of the beeflands
Inside this mountain, I pull every string
Lord of the beeflands
I keep on waiting but the bell never rings

credits

from GhostBeef, released October 25, 2022
written by R Kassees

Rhythm Guitar and Vocals: Rob Kassees
Bass: Tom Monaghan
Drums: Scott Castillo
Lead Guitar: Igor Belogolovsky
Gang Vocals: All of the above plus James Kafader

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